index.json

[
  {
    "id": 1,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
    "punchline": "Dam."
  },
  {
    "id": 2,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
    "punchline": "You put a little boogie on it."
  },
  {
    "id": 3,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What's Forrest Gump's password?",
    "punchline": "1Forrest1"
  },
  {
    "id": 4,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
    "punchline": "A waist of time."
  },
  {
    "id": 5,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why can't bicycles stand on their own?",
    "punchline": "They are two tired"
  },
  {
    "id": 6,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "How does a train eat?",
    "punchline": "It goes chew, chew"
  },
  {
    "id": 7,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call a singing Laptop",
    "punchline": "A Dell"
  },
  {
    "id": 8,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "How many lips does a flower have?",
    "punchline": "Tulips"
  },
  {
    "id": 9,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "How do you organize an outer space party?",
    "punchline": "You planet"
  },
  {
    "id": 10,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear?",
    "punchline": "Sneakers"
  },
  {
    "id": 11,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
    "punchline": "Tooth hurty."
  },
  {
    "id": 12,
    "type": "knock-knock",
    "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?",
    "punchline": "Never mind. It's pointless."
  },
  {
    "id": 13,
    "type": "knock-knock",
    "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?",
    "punchline": "No, cows go moo."
  },
  {
    "id": 14,
    "type": "knock-knock",
    "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?",
    "punchline": "I didn't know you could yodel!"
  },
  {
    "id": 15,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "What's the best thing about a Boolean?",
    "punchline": "Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit."
  },
  {
    "id": 16,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?",
    "punchline": "Inheritance"
  },
  {
    "id": 17,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Where do programmers like to hangout?",
    "punchline": "The Foo Bar."
  },
  {
    "id": 18,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Why did the programmer quit his job?",
    "punchline": "Because he didn't get arrays."
  },
  {
    "id": 19,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?",
    "punchline": "It ended in a tie."
  },
  {
    "id": 20,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call a laughing motorcycle?",
    "punchline": "A Yamahahahaha."
  },
  {
    "id": 21,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "A termite walks into a bar and says...",
    "punchline": "'Where is the bar tended?'"
  },
  {
    "id": 22,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?",
    "punchline": "Narnia business!"
  },
  {
    "id": 23,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?",
    "punchline": "Because Oct 31 == Dec 25"
  },
  {
    "id": 24,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...",
    "punchline": "'Can I join you?'"
  },
  {
    "id": 25,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
    "punchline": "None that's a hardware problem"
  },
  {
    "id": 26,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program",
    "punchline": "the rest of them will write Perl"
  },
  {
    "id": 27,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "['hip', 'hip']",
    "punchline": "(hip hip array)"
  },
  {
    "id": 28,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "To understand what recursion is...",
    "punchline": "You must first understand what recursion is"
  },
  {
    "id": 29,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "There are 10 types of people in this world...",
    "punchline": "Those who understand binary and those who don't"
  },
  {
    "id": 30,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?",
    "punchline": "Put it on my bill"
  },
  {
    "id": 31,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
    "punchline": "It gets toad away"
  },
  {
    "id": 32,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?",
    "punchline": "they were cooked in Greece"
   },
  {
    "id": 33,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Which song would an exception sing?",
    "punchline": "Can't catch me - Avicii"
  },
  {
    "id": 34,
    "type": "knock-knock",
    "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.",
    "punchline": "That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!"
  },
  {
    "id": 35,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Why do Java programmers wear glasses?",
    "punchline": "Because they don't C#"
  },
  {
    "id": 36,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?",
    "punchline": "Because he was a fungi."
  },
  {
    "id": 37,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?",
    "punchline": "Because he was a fungi."
  },
  {
    "id": 38,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...",
    "punchline": "It's impossible to put down"
  },
  {
    "id": 39,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?",
    "punchline": "European"
  },
  {
    "id": 40,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Want to hear a joke about a peice of paper?",
    "punchline": "Never mind...it's tearable"
  },
  {
    "id": 41,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I just watched a documentary about beavers.",
    "punchline": "It was the best dam show I ever saw"
  },
  {
    "id": 42,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...",
    "punchline": "Does that make you an iWitness?"
  },
  {
    "id": 43,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...",
    "punchline": "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here"
  },
  {
    "id": 44,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?",
    "punchline": "Because he was a little horse"
  },
  {
    "id": 45,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "If you boil a clown...",
    "punchline": "Do you get a laughing stock?"
  },
  {
    "id": 46,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...",
    "punchline": "He loves his pot."
  },
  {
    "id": 47,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.",
    "punchline": "You'll strain your eyes."
  },
  {
    "id": 48,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.",
    "punchline": "I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"
  },
  {
    "id": 49,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
    "punchline": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans"
  },
  {
    "id": 50,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
    "punchline": "A satisfactory"
  },
  {
    "id": 51,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?",
    "punchline": "Yep, people are just dying to get in there"
  },
  {
    "id": 52,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?",
    "punchline": "He couldn't see himself doing it"
  },
  {
    "id": 53,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "How do you make holy water?",
    "punchline": "You boil the hell out of it"
  },
  {
    "id": 54,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.",
    "punchline": "I woke up exhausted!"
  },
  {
    "id": 55,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why is peter pan always flying?",
    "punchline": "Because he neverlands"
  },
  {
    "id": 56,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?",
    "punchline": "Try it out on Internet Explorer"
  },
  {
    "id": 57,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
    "punchline": "Ground beef!"
  },
  {
    "id": 58,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I dropped a pear in my car this morning.",
    "punchline": "You should drop another one, then you would have a pair."
  },
  {
    "id": 59,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?",
    "punchline": "Random Dude: [...💘]"
  },
  {
    "id": 60,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "A user interface is like a joke.",
    "punchline": "If you have to explain it then it is not that good."
  },
  {
    "id": 61,
    "type": "knock-knock",
    "setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?",
    "punchline": "Bless you!"
  },
  {
    "id": 62,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you call sad coffee?",
    "punchline": "Despresso."
  },
  {
    "id": 63,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?",
    "punchline": "To make ends meat."
  },
  {
    "id": 64,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Did you hear about the hungry clock?",
    "punchline": "It went back four seconds."
  },
  {
    "id": 65,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Well...",
    "punchline": "That’s a deep subject."
  },
  {
    "id": 66,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Did You Hear The Story About The Cheese That Saved The World?",
    "punchline": "It was legend dairy."
  },
  {
    "id": 67,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "Did You Watch The New Comic Book Movie?",
    "punchline": "It was very graphic!"
  },
  {
    "id": 68,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I Started A New Business Making Yachts In My Attic This Year...",
    "punchline": "The sails are going through the roof."
  },
  {
    "id": 69,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much...",
    "punchline": "It was a soft drink."
  },
  {
    "id": 70,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "I Can't Tell If I Like This Blender...",
    "punchline": "It keeps giving me mixed results."
  },
  {
    "id": 71,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "WI Couldn't Get A Reservation At The Library...",
    "punchline": "They were fully booked."
  },
  {
    "id": 72,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...",
    "punchline": "...but you might not get it."
  },
  {
    "id": 73,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "The punchline often arrives before the set-up.",
    "punchline": "Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?"
  },
  {
    "id": 74,
    "type": "programming",
    "setup": "Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?",
    "punchline": "Because they use a strongly typed language."
  },
  {
    "id": 75,
    "type": "general",
    "setup": "What do you give to a lemon in need?",
    "punchline": "Lemonaid."
  }
]